Who wants a body massage?
No, this article isn’t an April Fool’s joke! Today, Super7 revealed their G.I.Joe PSA collection and wow, this is fun! Super7 has never been afraid of diving in to deep cut territory, but making PSA related schwag? Two words – HECK YEAH!
Check it out –
The G.I. Joe animated series was famous for its Public Service Announcements at the end of each episode, but over time, some of the clips were repurposed into somewhat less clear-cut messages. This April Fool’s Day, whether you’re a fan of the original PSAs or the parodies that they would eventually inspire, Super7 has the collection you’ve been waiting for, starring “Body Massage” Roadblock and “I’m a Computer” Mutt!
G.I. Joe ReAction Figures Wave 3 – Roadblock PSA
Body massage machine GO! Roadblock is on the scene and ready to educate the youth about the dangers of downed power lines. This 3.75” articulated ReAction figure of Roadblock is inspired by the “Body Massage” PSA parody and includes a pole claw accessory. You know adding this Roadblock ReAction figure to your collection will be more fun than a body massage, and knowing is half the battle!
G.I. Joe ReAction Figures Wave 3 – Mutt PSA
Which is more dangerous, an unfamiliar dog or low bandwidth? When you’re Mutt, who’s trying to become the first human computer, low bandwidth is the real enemy! This 3.75” articulated ReAction figure of Mutt is inspired by the “I’m a Computer!” PSA parody and includes a threatening dog accessory. You know adding this Mutt ReAction figure to your collection will be a good reminder to stop all the downloading, and knowing is half the battle!
G.I. Joe Skateboard Deck – Don’t Judge PSA (StrangeLove Collaboration)
G.I. Joe and skateboarding may seem a strange combination, but Super7 and StrangeLove are all about pop culture and unexpected mashups. The Super7 x StrangeLove G.I. Joe “Don’t Judge” skate deck is inspired by the words of Gung-Ho from a PSA at the end of an episode of the animated show, when a group of boys don’t want to let a girl skate with them. With Gung Ho’s encouragement, “Don’t judge people until you give them a chance,” the boys relent as the girl shows them what’s up. This skate deck measures 8.5” x 32” and features familiar Gung-Ho imagery along with his quote, while the top of the board features a design that replicates the girl’s skateboard in the PSA. So whether you decide to use the board as a wall hanger or at the local skatepark, we won’t judge—just be sure not to miss out on your chance to get the Super7 x StrangeLove G.I. Joe “Don’t Judge” PSA skate deck!
G.I. Joe T-Shirt – Body Massage PSA
Real heroes share their hard-won knowledge and Roadblock is paying it forward by emphasizing the importance of a good body massage! This 100% cotton G.I. Joe “Body Massage” PSA t-shirt features a glow-in-the-dark electricity-effect behind a heroically posed Roadblock. Almost as durable as the Electrical Safety Expert & Combat Masseur himself, this machine-washable, black t-shirt is available in sizes S-3X.
G.I. Joe Trucker Hat – Body Massage PSA
You and G.I. Joe’s Electrical Safety Expert and Combat Masseur, Roadblock, both know that there’s no better way to get a charge of energy than a good body massage! This G.I. Joe “Body Massage” Trucker Hat comes in black with a snapback strap to fit a wide variety of head sizes and classic mesh rear construction for ventilation, it’s never been more comfortable to rep your love of body massages!
G.I. Joe Enamel Pin – Body Massage PSA
Don’t let a downed power line stand between you and a good body massage! This G.I. Joe “Body Massage” PSA enamel pin measures 1.5” x .5” and lets everyone know that you and electrical safety expert/combat masseur Roadblock are of like minds when it comes to the importance of body massages!
G.I. Joe Enamel Pin – I’m a Computer PSA
It’s never easy being a pioneer, and for G.I. Joe’s Mutt and his quest to become the first human computer, something as simple as too many downloads taking up all the bandwidth can be a nearly insurmountable obstacle! This G.I. Joe “I’m a Computer” PSA enamel pin measures 1.5” x .5” and lets everyone know that you are an ally to K9 Unit Handler & I.T. Bandwidth Specialist, Mutt, and his tireless pursuit of sufficient bandwidth to become the first human computer!
Yeah, I’m going to need that deck and might as well get the tee while I’m at it. Will you be snagging anything from Super7’s PSA collection? Sound off in the comments below!
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